Alright, so, let’s say you’ve got your penis cake, fresh out of the oven. It looks delicious, and it’s shaped like a penis, but it doesn’t quite look right. Well, of course not! For one thing, it’s probably not the right color, if you’ve used any cake mix I’ve ever heard of. You’re probably wondering how to make your penis the right color. What I’ve found works best is Wilton brand Copper color icing. Works perfectly. If you want to make the right color using vanilla frosting and the standard dyes you can buy from the grocery store, you’ll want to mix in 8 drops of yellow, 6 drops of red, and 2 drops of green. Yeah, I know the green sounds a little out of place. But I promise, it works.
Now, you’ve frosted your cake, but it’s still missing something. Maybe around the ball area? If you’d like to add some “hair” to your cake to make it more realistic, Chocolate Jimmies will work great. It’s as simple as that! Now, if you want to add a finishing touch – emphasis on finishing – to your cake, simply squeeze out some white frosting in the right place on whatever tray you’re transporting the cake on. And voila, your cake is a decorated and fully realistic representation!
-Olivia
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