Gummy Penis!

Aha! It looks like I’m not the only person on the internet blogging about penis-shaped desserts after all! Okay, well, the thing I found isn’t really a blog. It looks more like an informative site, which is even weirder! But look at this! The website is here: http://www.gummypenis.com/
Did you check it out? It’s an entire website about making a giant gummy penis! And just look at the thing!

It looks like it’s sponsored by that bachelorette party website or associated with them or something because it says so on the bottom of the site, so I guess it’s not just a random person on the internet like me, but still, I thought it was pretty cool! I have to say I like that website even more now that I know they share my passion for penis-shaped desserts, haha! But I have to say I never would have thought of making a penis-shaped gummy. You know cakes and chocolates are my thing, and I even thought of jello shots, but this is a great idea that never even occurred to me. And you know now that I’ve found out about it I’ve got to try and make one for myself now! It lists the ingredients and instructions on their website here, so I think I’ll pick some of these things up next time I go to the grocery. And when I make my own giant gummy penis, I’ll let you know!

Funny "Diets?"

Okay, okay, first I want to say that I’m sorry I haven’t figured out what I’m going to start blogging about now. I’ve been really busy with work lately and haven’t had a whole lot of personal free time for things like this. But I don’t want to go too long without posting or I know I’ll never get back to it, so in the mean time, until I figure out what to post about regularly, I’m just going to post funny and interesting things I find on the web. Today I’m just going to post a couple of funny links to that fad diet website I mentioned last time. I was browsing around it, like I said I might, and I recognized most of the diets they talked about, but these two caught my eye as a little strange.
Cookie Diet
Chocolate Diet
Yeah. You can tell from the names that something’s a little weird, right? Well I looked at them and it looks like they’re actually legitimate diets that just include a few things diets normally don’t. Darn. I was really hoping it was a way to lose weight by eating nothing but cookies! I think even I could subscribe to a diet plan like that, haha! Maybe I should design my own: the penis-shaped cake diet! Haha, okay, maybe not. Anyways, I’ll keep looking for another topic and other funny or interesting stuff to post. I have a feeling some more of it might come from that fad diet website - there’s some weird stuff on there!

-Olivia