Disposable Pans

So I was thinking, and chances are most of you out there don’t share my passion for baking. You might just want to make a penis-shaped cake for a party and then never have anything to do with them again. And while that greatly saddens me (not really), I understand where you’re coming from. The uses of a penis cake pan are limited. It’s not like you can re-use it at a kid’s birthday party! So if you only expect to make one or two cakes, you don’t need to get a reusable pan like I have. If you want to save some money, you can just get this set of 2 disposable cake pans.

And if you want a slightly bigger cake, like my jumbo cake pan makes, there’s a set of 2 jumbo disposable pans as well. It looks the same, but it’s a couple inches bigger. And again, it’s cheaper than the reusable jumbo pan. So if you want to be done with baking penis cakes forever (or at least for the foreseeable future) after your bachelorette party, this is probably the way to go.

-Olivia

Another cake pan

Wow, I was looking back at that post from last week again and I just want to say sorry again. I was acting like a total bitch. But I’m not going to get into that any more, so anyways.

Today I just want to show you another penis-shaped cake pan that I use sometimes. Here it is:

You can find it here. It’s a bit smaller than the jumbo cake pan I use, so I wouldn’t recommend it for a large party, but it can feed about eight or ten people, in my experience. There isn’t really much special to say about it, I just use it sometimes to switch things up, since it’s a little differently shaped from the others. There are quite a few pans out there to choose from based on your personal preference of shape, so I’ll show you some more as I find them. That’s all for now!

-Olivia

I'm Sorry

No real post today. I just want to apologize for my last post. I had other problems going on in my life and I took it out on the blog. I was misdirecting my anger. I have nothing against boob-shaped cake pans, and the people who called me out on being a hypocrite are right. If I can bake my penis-shaped cakes, guys are just as entitled to their boob-shaped ones. I hope that last outburst won’t stop any of you from reading my blog. Sorry again.

-Olivia

Something for the guys...

Why are guys so immature?

I was out running with my boyfriend earlier today, and we were talking about the blog. He knows I make penis-shaped cakes, and he thinks it’s absolutely hilarious. Of course he does. Well, today he suggested I see if there are any boob-shaped cake pans. Because, you know, I have to be fair to both sexes. He started on some bs rant about gender equality and all that. In short, he doesn’t know what he’s talking about and was just trying to piss me off. Well, guess what, it worked. And here you go, for all the guys out there demanding gender equality, here’s your damn boobie cake pan.

There you go. Happy now? I hope you choke on it.

Ladies, I’m sorry. This probably isn’t really that big of a deal, and I’m just overreacting. And I probably shouldn’t be posting this while I’m still angry at him. I’m sure I’ll regret it. But the men have to have their boobie cake pan asap. Ugh, there are just so many ways he’s immature sometimes. It’s like I’m dating a child. He knows I’m not really angry about this, and he and I both know what I’m really angry about. And he still won’t apologize. Oh well, that’s not what this blog is for, so I’m not going to get into that. That’s all for now, enjoy your boobie cake pans, you immature little boys.

-Olivia