Dessert Drinks

I liked that idea I had last time about posting after-dinner cocktails (because that’s sort of like a dessert, right?) so that’s what I’m going to do this time! These are a couple of my favorite after-dinner drinks, and they would go great at a bachelorette party - especially because of their names! Here they are, these are two of my favorites!

Screaming Orgasm
1 shot Vodka
1 shot Amaretto
1 shot Kahlua
1 part light cream
Shake them together and pour them into a glass.

Blowjob
1 oz Kahlua
1/2 oz Frangelico
Mix and pour them into a shot glass and top it with whipped cream.

What can I say, I love Kahlua! I thought I’d post one full size cocktail and one shot for the sake of variety. But of course I know more drinks than that that have gone over well at bachelorette parties! So if you want me to post more maybe I will, but here are these in the mean time. Oh, also, I found this and it’s related so I just had to share it:

That site sells all kinds of penis shot glasses! But these have got to be the coolest ones there. I don’t understand how you even pour a shot in there without spilling, but the customer reviews are good so I guess it must all work out! I think this would be a great thing to take the blowjob shot out of - that would make it even more authentic to its name, haha! Okay, that’s all for now, I’ll post some more drinks next time if you guys want me too!

Penis Straws

Okay, I’m sorry to say that I haven’t gotten a chance to make my own giant gummy penis yet - it takes a lot more time and work than you might think, and I just haven’t been able to! I still want to get around to it eventually, but it might not be for a while, so in the mean time, I’m back to not really knowing what to post about. Well, except for today, I did already find something I wanted to post about. It’s another website that I stumbled upon while I was surfing the web, and it’s a liiiittle related to the theme of my blog, sort of. Instead of giant gummy penises, this time what I found was a website about penis-shaped straws! Okay, other than the shape of them, I don’t know how exactly these relate to my blog, but just look a them! How fun are these?

I think those are my favorite ones on the site but there’s plenty of others there and I don’t think I saw all of them. I guess I stopped looking at the site after a while because I felt kind of bad about how it doesn’t really have anything to do with my blog... Oh, wait a minute! I had an idea. Maybe I could make a post about my favorite after dinner cocktails - that still counts as a dessert, right? And it totally fits in with the bachelorette party penis theme if you use straws like those! So maybe that’s what I’ll post about next time, what do you think?