Penis Straws

Okay, I’m sorry to say that I haven’t gotten a chance to make my own giant gummy penis yet - it takes a lot more time and work than you might think, and I just haven’t been able to! I still want to get around to it eventually, but it might not be for a while, so in the mean time, I’m back to not really knowing what to post about. Well, except for today, I did already find something I wanted to post about. It’s another website that I stumbled upon while I was surfing the web, and it’s a liiiittle related to the theme of my blog, sort of. Instead of giant gummy penises, this time what I found was a website about penis-shaped straws! Okay, other than the shape of them, I don’t know how exactly these relate to my blog, but just look a them! How fun are these?

I think those are my favorite ones on the site but there’s plenty of others there and I don’t think I saw all of them. I guess I stopped looking at the site after a while because I felt kind of bad about how it doesn’t really have anything to do with my blog... Oh, wait a minute! I had an idea. Maybe I could make a post about my favorite after dinner cocktails - that still counts as a dessert, right? And it totally fits in with the bachelorette party penis theme if you use straws like those! So maybe that’s what I’ll post about next time, what do you think?