Gummy Penis!

Aha! It looks like I’m not the only person on the internet blogging about penis-shaped desserts after all! Okay, well, the thing I found isn’t really a blog. It looks more like an informative site, which is even weirder! But look at this! The website is here: http://www.gummypenis.com/
Did you check it out? It’s an entire website about making a giant gummy penis! And just look at the thing!

It looks like it’s sponsored by that bachelorette party website or associated with them or something because it says so on the bottom of the site, so I guess it’s not just a random person on the internet like me, but still, I thought it was pretty cool! I have to say I like that website even more now that I know they share my passion for penis-shaped desserts, haha! But I have to say I never would have thought of making a penis-shaped gummy. You know cakes and chocolates are my thing, and I even thought of jello shots, but this is a great idea that never even occurred to me. And you know now that I’ve found out about it I’ve got to try and make one for myself now! It lists the ingredients and instructions on their website here, so I think I’ll pick some of these things up next time I go to the grocery. And when I make my own giant gummy penis, I’ll let you know!

Funny "Diets?"

Okay, okay, first I want to say that I’m sorry I haven’t figured out what I’m going to start blogging about now. I’ve been really busy with work lately and haven’t had a whole lot of personal free time for things like this. But I don’t want to go too long without posting or I know I’ll never get back to it, so in the mean time, until I figure out what to post about regularly, I’m just going to post funny and interesting things I find on the web. Today I’m just going to post a couple of funny links to that fad diet website I mentioned last time. I was browsing around it, like I said I might, and I recognized most of the diets they talked about, but these two caught my eye as a little strange.
Cookie Diet
Chocolate Diet
Yeah. You can tell from the names that something’s a little weird, right? Well I looked at them and it looks like they’re actually legitimate diets that just include a few things diets normally don’t. Darn. I was really hoping it was a way to lose weight by eating nothing but cookies! I think even I could subscribe to a diet plan like that, haha! Maybe I should design my own: the penis-shaped cake diet! Haha, okay, maybe not. Anyways, I’ll keep looking for another topic and other funny or interesting stuff to post. I have a feeling some more of it might come from that fad diet website - there’s some weird stuff on there!

-Olivia

Interesting Video!

So I’m still trying to figure out something else to blog about.... so in the mean time, I’ve been doing some online exploring! It turns out that that website I’ve been finding so many things at is connected to a whole bunch of other websites that are all run by the same company. And through their sites I found out that they have a youtube channel with some funny or interesting videos. Most of them are about pumpkins for some reason but this was my favorite one that I found.

That video is from their website faddiet.com which is all about different diets. Maybe that’s what I could move onto, diet tips. It would be like moving from fatty food to healthy food! Although I actually don’t know that much about dieting... it’s been a long time since I tried one of those! So maybe I’m not the best person to talk about that but I thought this video was really interesting - I never knew anything about those diets, and it sounds like most of them don’t really work after all! Anyways, I’m going to keep thinking of what to start posting about next. Maybe looking at all these other websites will give me some ideas! See you next time!

-Olivia

Jello Shots

Okay, by now you’ve probably figured out the sad truth: I’m running out of things to post about! I thought there would be more I could say about penis-shaped desserts for bachelorette parties... but it seems like there isn’t! Even jello shots is a bit of a stretch to call them dessert, but I guess you kind of could. Jello’s a dessert. I really want to keep this blog going, so I’m going to have to think about what other kinds of things I could post about, though. But in the mean time, this post is about jello shots!

How do you make jello shots? Well first you need a mold, of course! And just like every other dessert, there’s a penis-shaped mold out there, just perfect for bachelorette parties!

So, now, how do you make them? It’s actually really easy! You just make your jello normally like it says on the instructions, using the warm cup of water like normal, but replace the cold cup of water with vodka! For every standard 3 oz pack of jello there should be about 12 shots worth of vodka in the mixture. If you were pouring the jello into regular plastic shot cups you’d want about 1/2 a shot per cup, but since these molds are bigger, you should get a full shot in every penis mold. Put them in the freezer like normal jello, and voila, penis-shaped jello shots! It’s a yummy dessert and it’s alcoholic, it’s like the best of both worlds, haha! If you’ve got any questions all you have to do is ask! Okay, that’s it for now, now I’m going to go try and think of what to start posting about next!

-Olivia

A little bit of everything

So, if you’ve been reading this blog, you know there’s plenty of penis-shaped dessert tools out there, from cake pans to lollipop molds to cookie cutters. If you saw that one fairly immature post of mine (which I kind of hope you didn’t) you know there’s also no shortage of boob-shaped similar tools. So if you want desserts that look like either of those things, the internet’s got you covered. But what if you want both? Maybe it’s for a Jack & Jill party where you do the bachelorette and bachelor parties together, or maybe you’re a bunch of girls who just want to eat little chocolate boobs as much as chocolate dicks. I was thinking about that, and I looked around, and sure enough, there are some sets that come with both shapes. So here they are.

First, if you want cookies, I found a set of cookie cutters that comes with two penis-shaped cutters and one boobs-shaped.

But if you were a fan of the chocolate lollipops I posted a while back, well, you’re in luck too, because I also found this mold for both penis and boob-shaped lollipops.

So that covers the smaller desserts. If you want two cakes, one of each um “gender” well, you’ll just have to buy the two separate cake pans (or get really creative with pans you already have). But that’s not too bad. But if you want both kinds of cookies or chocolate lollipops, hopefully these will work for you. I thought it was a pretty good find, I just hope there are some of you out there who can appreciate a little gender neutrality in your risque desserts, haha!

-Olivia

Weird Cake Pan

Okay, I know you might be looking at that title and thinking it’s kind of odd or inappropriate. Who am I to call a cake pan weird, if I love making cakes shaped like penises? Well, just bear with me. If you can believe it, I think you’ll find this one even more disturbing than the idea of a penis cake pan. Ta-da:

Yeah. Look at that bizarre-looking thing. And the worst (or best) part is, they call it the “sexy man cake pan.” I don’t know, if you ask me, that man’s anything but sexy. Look at how deformed the face is. All his “muscles” look like mush. And it looks like he has the groin area of a ken doll. I don’t know whose definition of sexy that is, but it isn’t mine. Then again, I suppose you can smooth all of that out by baking and frosting the cake. It would probably look better as a finished dessert than as a pan. Still, unless you’re a master artist with the frosting brush, I don’t know how you could make this thing look remotely attractive... but hey, it’s an option, I guess, so when I saw it I thought I’d post it. Also, the one feedback it has does give a pretty good suggestion - you could frost it with clothes to make it suitable (no pun intended!) for a party where you don’t want any penises or anything. So maybe there is something that can be done to redeem this guy. If any of you have any other ideas, go ahead and share them!

-Olivia

Candles

Happy holidays everyone! I was baking a cake for a New Year’s party I’m going to (that’s right, bachelorette parties aren’t the only ones I’m known for baking for!) and I figured out what I could make this post about. Last time I promised to start talking about cakes again, but I was honestly having trouble coming up with a topic for my next post. Well, this isn’t about making the cake itself, but it’s something very important for any good cake: candles! And naturally, if you’re baking a penis-shaped cake, there’s only one kind of candle you can use. You guessed it!


Penis-shaped! These are just two options to choose from, but there’s plenty more out there I’m sure. Here’s the link to the first and to the second. Penis-shaped candles are really the obvious thing to put on a penis-shaped cake, but even if you have a regular cake (maybe you were too embarrassed to have a penis-shaped cake pan lying around the house) you can add these to make it more fun and in the spirit of the party. I’ve found that girls (at least my friends) find the candles especially funny because they get to make jokes about burning the little penises. Whether your friends are prone to that sort of humor or not, they’ll at least find these candles funny, no matter what you cake is shaped like, so I definitely recommend these!

-Olivia