Jello Shots

Okay, by now you’ve probably figured out the sad truth: I’m running out of things to post about! I thought there would be more I could say about penis-shaped desserts for bachelorette parties... but it seems like there isn’t! Even jello shots is a bit of a stretch to call them dessert, but I guess you kind of could. Jello’s a dessert. I really want to keep this blog going, so I’m going to have to think about what other kinds of things I could post about, though. But in the mean time, this post is about jello shots!

How do you make jello shots? Well first you need a mold, of course! And just like every other dessert, there’s a penis-shaped mold out there, just perfect for bachelorette parties!

So, now, how do you make them? It’s actually really easy! You just make your jello normally like it says on the instructions, using the warm cup of water like normal, but replace the cold cup of water with vodka! For every standard 3 oz pack of jello there should be about 12 shots worth of vodka in the mixture. If you were pouring the jello into regular plastic shot cups you’d want about 1/2 a shot per cup, but since these molds are bigger, you should get a full shot in every penis mold. Put them in the freezer like normal jello, and voila, penis-shaped jello shots! It’s a yummy dessert and it’s alcoholic, it’s like the best of both worlds, haha! If you’ve got any questions all you have to do is ask! Okay, that’s it for now, now I’m going to go try and think of what to start posting about next!

-Olivia