More Drinks

Okay, I think posting about drinks last time was a pretty good idea, and I didn’t get any comments otherwise, so I’m going to do it again this time! I thought of two more drinks that make good bachelorette party after-dinner cocktails. And what I mean by that is, I know I’ve drank them at a bachelorette party after dinner before and I thought they tasted good! So, here they are!

Fuzzy Lips
1 part Bailey’s Irish Cream
1 part Peach Schnapps
Splash of pineapple juice
Shake them together with ice then pour them into a glass.

Banana Daiquiri
4 parts Light Rum
1 part White Crème de Cacao
1 part Banana Liqueur
1 slice Banana
Blend all the ingredients together in a blender then pour them into a glass. It will be like an alcoholic smoothie or slushie!

I like both of these drinks pretty well, but my best friend absolutely looooves banana daiquiris, and this is her favorite recipe for them. So you can imagine, it’s really good! Oh, and if you’re looking for something appropriate to drink it out of, check out this classy glass I found:

It’s a martini glass, but with a little veil attached to it. How cute is that? I just found that and thought it looked absolutely perfect as a glass to serve drinks in at a bachelorette party. And it’s a good classy counterpart to those penis shot glasses I posted about last time, haha! There is some really cute and fun looking drinkware for bachelorette parties out there, maybe I’ll post about my favorites that I find next time… along with some more drink recipes!

Dessert Drinks

I liked that idea I had last time about posting after-dinner cocktails (because that’s sort of like a dessert, right?) so that’s what I’m going to do this time! These are a couple of my favorite after-dinner drinks, and they would go great at a bachelorette party - especially because of their names! Here they are, these are two of my favorites!

Screaming Orgasm
1 shot Vodka
1 shot Amaretto
1 shot Kahlua
1 part light cream
Shake them together and pour them into a glass.

Blowjob
1 oz Kahlua
1/2 oz Frangelico
Mix and pour them into a shot glass and top it with whipped cream.

What can I say, I love Kahlua! I thought I’d post one full size cocktail and one shot for the sake of variety. But of course I know more drinks than that that have gone over well at bachelorette parties! So if you want me to post more maybe I will, but here are these in the mean time. Oh, also, I found this and it’s related so I just had to share it:

That site sells all kinds of penis shot glasses! But these have got to be the coolest ones there. I don’t understand how you even pour a shot in there without spilling, but the customer reviews are good so I guess it must all work out! I think this would be a great thing to take the blowjob shot out of - that would make it even more authentic to its name, haha! Okay, that’s all for now, I’ll post some more drinks next time if you guys want me too!

Penis Straws

Okay, I’m sorry to say that I haven’t gotten a chance to make my own giant gummy penis yet - it takes a lot more time and work than you might think, and I just haven’t been able to! I still want to get around to it eventually, but it might not be for a while, so in the mean time, I’m back to not really knowing what to post about. Well, except for today, I did already find something I wanted to post about. It’s another website that I stumbled upon while I was surfing the web, and it’s a liiiittle related to the theme of my blog, sort of. Instead of giant gummy penises, this time what I found was a website about penis-shaped straws! Okay, other than the shape of them, I don’t know how exactly these relate to my blog, but just look a them! How fun are these?

I think those are my favorite ones on the site but there’s plenty of others there and I don’t think I saw all of them. I guess I stopped looking at the site after a while because I felt kind of bad about how it doesn’t really have anything to do with my blog... Oh, wait a minute! I had an idea. Maybe I could make a post about my favorite after dinner cocktails - that still counts as a dessert, right? And it totally fits in with the bachelorette party penis theme if you use straws like those! So maybe that’s what I’ll post about next time, what do you think?

Gummy Penis!

Aha! It looks like I’m not the only person on the internet blogging about penis-shaped desserts after all! Okay, well, the thing I found isn’t really a blog. It looks more like an informative site, which is even weirder! But look at this! The website is here: http://www.gummypenis.com/
Did you check it out? It’s an entire website about making a giant gummy penis! And just look at the thing!

It looks like it’s sponsored by that bachelorette party website or associated with them or something because it says so on the bottom of the site, so I guess it’s not just a random person on the internet like me, but still, I thought it was pretty cool! I have to say I like that website even more now that I know they share my passion for penis-shaped desserts, haha! But I have to say I never would have thought of making a penis-shaped gummy. You know cakes and chocolates are my thing, and I even thought of jello shots, but this is a great idea that never even occurred to me. And you know now that I’ve found out about it I’ve got to try and make one for myself now! It lists the ingredients and instructions on their website here, so I think I’ll pick some of these things up next time I go to the grocery. And when I make my own giant gummy penis, I’ll let you know!

Funny "Diets?"

Okay, okay, first I want to say that I’m sorry I haven’t figured out what I’m going to start blogging about now. I’ve been really busy with work lately and haven’t had a whole lot of personal free time for things like this. But I don’t want to go too long without posting or I know I’ll never get back to it, so in the mean time, until I figure out what to post about regularly, I’m just going to post funny and interesting things I find on the web. Today I’m just going to post a couple of funny links to that fad diet website I mentioned last time. I was browsing around it, like I said I might, and I recognized most of the diets they talked about, but these two caught my eye as a little strange.
Cookie Diet
Chocolate Diet
Yeah. You can tell from the names that something’s a little weird, right? Well I looked at them and it looks like they’re actually legitimate diets that just include a few things diets normally don’t. Darn. I was really hoping it was a way to lose weight by eating nothing but cookies! I think even I could subscribe to a diet plan like that, haha! Maybe I should design my own: the penis-shaped cake diet! Haha, okay, maybe not. Anyways, I’ll keep looking for another topic and other funny or interesting stuff to post. I have a feeling some more of it might come from that fad diet website - there’s some weird stuff on there!

-Olivia

Interesting Video!

So I’m still trying to figure out something else to blog about.... so in the mean time, I’ve been doing some online exploring! It turns out that that website I’ve been finding so many things at is connected to a whole bunch of other websites that are all run by the same company. And through their sites I found out that they have a youtube channel with some funny or interesting videos. Most of them are about pumpkins for some reason but this was my favorite one that I found.

That video is from their website faddiet.com which is all about different diets. Maybe that’s what I could move onto, diet tips. It would be like moving from fatty food to healthy food! Although I actually don’t know that much about dieting... it’s been a long time since I tried one of those! So maybe I’m not the best person to talk about that but I thought this video was really interesting - I never knew anything about those diets, and it sounds like most of them don’t really work after all! Anyways, I’m going to keep thinking of what to start posting about next. Maybe looking at all these other websites will give me some ideas! See you next time!

-Olivia

Jello Shots

Okay, by now you’ve probably figured out the sad truth: I’m running out of things to post about! I thought there would be more I could say about penis-shaped desserts for bachelorette parties... but it seems like there isn’t! Even jello shots is a bit of a stretch to call them dessert, but I guess you kind of could. Jello’s a dessert. I really want to keep this blog going, so I’m going to have to think about what other kinds of things I could post about, though. But in the mean time, this post is about jello shots!

How do you make jello shots? Well first you need a mold, of course! And just like every other dessert, there’s a penis-shaped mold out there, just perfect for bachelorette parties!

So, now, how do you make them? It’s actually really easy! You just make your jello normally like it says on the instructions, using the warm cup of water like normal, but replace the cold cup of water with vodka! For every standard 3 oz pack of jello there should be about 12 shots worth of vodka in the mixture. If you were pouring the jello into regular plastic shot cups you’d want about 1/2 a shot per cup, but since these molds are bigger, you should get a full shot in every penis mold. Put them in the freezer like normal jello, and voila, penis-shaped jello shots! It’s a yummy dessert and it’s alcoholic, it’s like the best of both worlds, haha! If you’ve got any questions all you have to do is ask! Okay, that’s it for now, now I’m going to go try and think of what to start posting about next!

-Olivia