So I’m still trying to figure out something else to blog about.... so in the mean time, I’ve been doing some online exploring! It turns out that that website I’ve been finding so many things at is connected to a whole bunch of other websites that are all run by the same company. And through their sites I found out that they have a youtube channel with some funny or interesting videos. Most of them are about pumpkins for some reason but this was my favorite one that I found.
That video is from their website faddiet.com which is all about different diets. Maybe that’s what I could move onto, diet tips. It would be like moving from fatty food to healthy food! Although I actually don’t know that much about dieting... it’s been a long time since I tried one of those! So maybe I’m not the best person to talk about that but I thought this video was really interesting - I never knew anything about those diets, and it sounds like most of them don’t really work after all! Anyways, I’m going to keep thinking of what to start posting about next. Maybe looking at all these other websites will give me some ideas! See you next time!
-Olivia
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Jello Shots
Okay, by now you’ve probably figured out the sad truth: I’m running out of things to post about! I thought there would be more I could say about penis-shaped desserts for bachelorette parties... but it seems like there isn’t! Even jello shots is a bit of a stretch to call them dessert, but I guess you kind of could. Jello’s a dessert. I really want to keep this blog going, so I’m going to have to think about what other kinds of things I could post about, though. But in the mean time, this post is about jello shots!
How do you make jello shots? Well first you need a mold, of course! And just like every other dessert, there’s a penis-shaped mold out there, just perfect for bachelorette parties!
So, now, how do you make them? It’s actually really easy! You just make your jello normally like it says on the instructions, using the warm cup of water like normal, but replace the cold cup of water with vodka! For every standard 3 oz pack of jello there should be about 12 shots worth of vodka in the mixture. If you were pouring the jello into regular plastic shot cups you’d want about 1/2 a shot per cup, but since these molds are bigger, you should get a full shot in every penis mold. Put them in the freezer like normal jello, and voila, penis-shaped jello shots! It’s a yummy dessert and it’s alcoholic, it’s like the best of both worlds, haha! If you’ve got any questions all you have to do is ask! Okay, that’s it for now, now I’m going to go try and think of what to start posting about next!
-Olivia
How do you make jello shots? Well first you need a mold, of course! And just like every other dessert, there’s a penis-shaped mold out there, just perfect for bachelorette parties!
So, now, how do you make them? It’s actually really easy! You just make your jello normally like it says on the instructions, using the warm cup of water like normal, but replace the cold cup of water with vodka! For every standard 3 oz pack of jello there should be about 12 shots worth of vodka in the mixture. If you were pouring the jello into regular plastic shot cups you’d want about 1/2 a shot per cup, but since these molds are bigger, you should get a full shot in every penis mold. Put them in the freezer like normal jello, and voila, penis-shaped jello shots! It’s a yummy dessert and it’s alcoholic, it’s like the best of both worlds, haha! If you’ve got any questions all you have to do is ask! Okay, that’s it for now, now I’m going to go try and think of what to start posting about next!
-Olivia
Friday, January 28, 2011
A little bit of everything
So, if you’ve been reading this blog, you know there’s plenty of penis-shaped dessert tools out there, from cake pans to lollipop molds to cookie cutters. If you saw that one fairly immature post of mine (which I kind of hope you didn’t) you know there’s also no shortage of boob-shaped similar tools. So if you want desserts that look like either of those things, the internet’s got you covered. But what if you want both? Maybe it’s for a Jack & Jill party where you do the bachelorette and bachelor parties together, or maybe you’re a bunch of girls who just want to eat little chocolate boobs as much as chocolate dicks. I was thinking about that, and I looked around, and sure enough, there are some sets that come with both shapes. So here they are.
First, if you want cookies, I found a set of cookie cutters that comes with two penis-shaped cutters and one boobs-shaped.
But if you were a fan of the chocolate lollipops I posted a while back, well, you’re in luck too, because I also found this mold for both penis and boob-shaped lollipops.
So that covers the smaller desserts. If you want two cakes, one of each um “gender” well, you’ll just have to buy the two separate cake pans (or get really creative with pans you already have). But that’s not too bad. But if you want both kinds of cookies or chocolate lollipops, hopefully these will work for you. I thought it was a pretty good find, I just hope there are some of you out there who can appreciate a little gender neutrality in your risque desserts, haha!
-Olivia
First, if you want cookies, I found a set of cookie cutters that comes with two penis-shaped cutters and one boobs-shaped.
But if you were a fan of the chocolate lollipops I posted a while back, well, you’re in luck too, because I also found this mold for both penis and boob-shaped lollipops.
So that covers the smaller desserts. If you want two cakes, one of each um “gender” well, you’ll just have to buy the two separate cake pans (or get really creative with pans you already have). But that’s not too bad. But if you want both kinds of cookies or chocolate lollipops, hopefully these will work for you. I thought it was a pretty good find, I just hope there are some of you out there who can appreciate a little gender neutrality in your risque desserts, haha!
-Olivia
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Weird Cake Pan
Okay, I know you might be looking at that title and thinking it’s kind of odd or inappropriate. Who am I to call a cake pan weird, if I love making cakes shaped like penises? Well, just bear with me. If you can believe it, I think you’ll find this one even more disturbing than the idea of a penis cake pan. Ta-da:
Yeah. Look at that bizarre-looking thing. And the worst (or best) part is, they call it the “sexy man cake pan.” I don’t know, if you ask me, that man’s anything but sexy. Look at how deformed the face is. All his “muscles” look like mush. And it looks like he has the groin area of a ken doll. I don’t know whose definition of sexy that is, but it isn’t mine. Then again, I suppose you can smooth all of that out by baking and frosting the cake. It would probably look better as a finished dessert than as a pan. Still, unless you’re a master artist with the frosting brush, I don’t know how you could make this thing look remotely attractive... but hey, it’s an option, I guess, so when I saw it I thought I’d post it. Also, the one feedback it has does give a pretty good suggestion - you could frost it with clothes to make it suitable (no pun intended!) for a party where you don’t want any penises or anything. So maybe there is something that can be done to redeem this guy. If any of you have any other ideas, go ahead and share them!
-Olivia
Yeah. Look at that bizarre-looking thing. And the worst (or best) part is, they call it the “sexy man cake pan.” I don’t know, if you ask me, that man’s anything but sexy. Look at how deformed the face is. All his “muscles” look like mush. And it looks like he has the groin area of a ken doll. I don’t know whose definition of sexy that is, but it isn’t mine. Then again, I suppose you can smooth all of that out by baking and frosting the cake. It would probably look better as a finished dessert than as a pan. Still, unless you’re a master artist with the frosting brush, I don’t know how you could make this thing look remotely attractive... but hey, it’s an option, I guess, so when I saw it I thought I’d post it. Also, the one feedback it has does give a pretty good suggestion - you could frost it with clothes to make it suitable (no pun intended!) for a party where you don’t want any penises or anything. So maybe there is something that can be done to redeem this guy. If any of you have any other ideas, go ahead and share them!
-Olivia
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Candles
Happy holidays everyone! I was baking a cake for a New Year’s party I’m going to (that’s right, bachelorette parties aren’t the only ones I’m known for baking for!) and I figured out what I could make this post about. Last time I promised to start talking about cakes again, but I was honestly having trouble coming up with a topic for my next post. Well, this isn’t about making the cake itself, but it’s something very important for any good cake: candles! And naturally, if you’re baking a penis-shaped cake, there’s only one kind of candle you can use. You guessed it!
Penis-shaped! These are just two options to choose from, but there’s plenty more out there I’m sure. Here’s the link to the first and to the second. Penis-shaped candles are really the obvious thing to put on a penis-shaped cake, but even if you have a regular cake (maybe you were too embarrassed to have a penis-shaped cake pan lying around the house) you can add these to make it more fun and in the spirit of the party. I’ve found that girls (at least my friends) find the candles especially funny because they get to make jokes about burning the little penises. Whether your friends are prone to that sort of humor or not, they’ll at least find these candles funny, no matter what you cake is shaped like, so I definitely recommend these!
-Olivia
Penis-shaped! These are just two options to choose from, but there’s plenty more out there I’m sure. Here’s the link to the first and to the second. Penis-shaped candles are really the obvious thing to put on a penis-shaped cake, but even if you have a regular cake (maybe you were too embarrassed to have a penis-shaped cake pan lying around the house) you can add these to make it more fun and in the spirit of the party. I’ve found that girls (at least my friends) find the candles especially funny because they get to make jokes about burning the little penises. Whether your friends are prone to that sort of humor or not, they’ll at least find these candles funny, no matter what you cake is shaped like, so I definitely recommend these!
-Olivia
Friday, December 17, 2010
Ice Cube Tray
Okay, I know, this is getting even farther away from cakes now. This isn’t even a dessert thing. But it’s another penis-shaped food (or drink as the case may be) item that I thought of that I’ve used before and I thought it would be worth mentioning here on the blog. Okay, you already know what I’m talking about from the title, so I’ll cut to the chase:
Yup, penis-shaped ice cube trays. These are great for making ice cubes for drinks to serve at your bachelorette party. I’ve only hosted a few parties before (most of the time I was just in charge of the cake for another girl planning the party), but I used these and they went over really well. This isn’t exactly the tray I used but I couldn’t find the one I used online and this one looked pretty good. And this comes with 2 trays of 8 ice cubes each, so if you get a couple of these and freeze ice a couple of times before the party you should be all set. Plus, the name of this is really clever and funny - blue balls, haha! Classic.
I also found this one which makes more detailed ice cubes but they’re smaller I guess.
But I thought I’d post it for variety of options. Anyways, sorry about this deviation from the topic that the blog is supposed to be about, but I hope it helped. I’ll get back to tips for penis-shaped cakes next time, I promise!
-Olivia
Yup, penis-shaped ice cube trays. These are great for making ice cubes for drinks to serve at your bachelorette party. I’ve only hosted a few parties before (most of the time I was just in charge of the cake for another girl planning the party), but I used these and they went over really well. This isn’t exactly the tray I used but I couldn’t find the one I used online and this one looked pretty good. And this comes with 2 trays of 8 ice cubes each, so if you get a couple of these and freeze ice a couple of times before the party you should be all set. Plus, the name of this is really clever and funny - blue balls, haha! Classic.
I also found this one which makes more detailed ice cubes but they’re smaller I guess.
But I thought I’d post it for variety of options. Anyways, sorry about this deviation from the topic that the blog is supposed to be about, but I hope it helped. I’ll get back to tips for penis-shaped cakes next time, I promise!
-Olivia
Friday, December 3, 2010
Chocolate Penis Pops
Today, we’re going to depart even farther from cakes - this time it’s not even technically a baked good! But it’s still a penis-shaped dessert that’s tasty and great for bachelorette parties, so I guess it fits under what this blog’s all about. This is an easy one to make that can be used as a finger food-type dessert for a little variety. Have you ever seen those baking chocolates at the grocery and wondered what they were for? Or maybe you know that you can use them to make molded chocolate snacks. Well, I bet you didn’t know (although you probably guessed) that you can use them to make chocolate penises on sticks! It’s actually really easy to do. All you need is a mold and some baking chocolates to melt down. You can find the chocolate at any grocery store (I’ve even seen it at a craft store that had a baking section before), but the penis-shape mold might be a little harder to find. Here’s a good one:
All you have to do is melt the chocolate down, fill the mold, stick some lollipop sticks in (you can also find these where you find your chocolate), and stick it in the freezer to cool for a couple of hours. It only takes a couple of hours for them to cool, so you can make these kind of last minute, but just to be safe I usually let them sit in there over night. Anyways, I would totally recommend these for your party, because cakes can be sort of hit or miss - some girls don’t like certain flavors, some just won’t allow themselves to eat cake because they think it’s by default too fat (which is ridiculous). But honestly, what girl doesn’t love chocolate, and little chocolate penises, no less?
-Olivia
All you have to do is melt the chocolate down, fill the mold, stick some lollipop sticks in (you can also find these where you find your chocolate), and stick it in the freezer to cool for a couple of hours. It only takes a couple of hours for them to cool, so you can make these kind of last minute, but just to be safe I usually let them sit in there over night. Anyways, I would totally recommend these for your party, because cakes can be sort of hit or miss - some girls don’t like certain flavors, some just won’t allow themselves to eat cake because they think it’s by default too fat (which is ridiculous). But honestly, what girl doesn’t love chocolate, and little chocolate penises, no less?
-Olivia
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