Goodbye

Since I posted my last post, I've been trying to think of ways I might be able to continue the blog and keep posting for at least a little while. What can I say, I've gotten kind of attached to it. But unfortunately, I couldn't seem to think of anything. I've already covered all I can possibly think of on the subject of desserts for bachelorette parties. Except candy, of course, but I think that would be kind of redundant after showing you that other blog. Maybe I shouldn't have picked such a specific topic, haha. I've enjoyed taking up blogging as a new hobby though, and I think I just might have gotten hooked on it! So maybe I'll start a new blog now... I don't know what it would be about, but I'll think about it! If I do decide to make a new blog, I'll definitely post a link to it here so that I can keep what few readers I probably have, haha. But if I'm not able to keep going with a new blog, because of work or whatever, then it's been a great time. I hope some of you got some good ideas for your bachelorette parties from my blog so it's not like I was doing this for nothing - oh, who am I kidding, I'd probably do it anyways. It's been fun, everyone, and I'll talk to you later (hopefully!)

Other Blogs

So, today I got some time to make a blog post again, and I was thinking I would continue on the trend of drinks that I've had at bachelorette parties that I think would make good after-dinner cocktails. But before I got around to posting about it, I was looking around on the internet at other blogs, and I came across two in particular that struck me as very relevant to, well, this blog. One was especially relevant to the post I was planning to make. I guess I should just show you. This is the first blog I found. And as you can see... it pretty much eliminates the need for me to post any more about drinks. Just look at it, I mean, wow. That's a lot of drinks on that site, supposedly all good for bachelorette parties. That woman is a real expert when it comes to drinks, and it reminded me that my area of expertise is baking, not bartending! So maybe I should leave the recommending drinks to her. I encourage all of you to check her blog out!

The other blog that I found was this one. It's a lot like my blog, it looks like, except instead of cakes it talks about candy. Who knew there were so many blogs about penis-themed food and drinks out there? Or even specifically penis-themed desserts, for that matter! It looks like she hasn't updated her blog since october and doesn't plan to again, but still, it was interesting to read the posts that she does have. I had no idea there was so much penis candy out there! I mean, I probably could have guessed, but it was cool to see all of it one place.

Now, as cool as it was to find those other blogs and see that I'm not the only person blogging about something as silly as this, it made me realize that I really don't know how to keep this blog up much longer. I'm going to try to think of something else I could talk about, but it seems like I've said just about all there is to say about penis party desserts - and those other blogs have said the rest. I'll give some thought to it and get back to you, but preemptively, it's looking like my next post might be my goodbye. :( But I'll talk to you then!

More Drinks

Okay, I think posting about drinks last time was a pretty good idea, and I didn’t get any comments otherwise, so I’m going to do it again this time! I thought of two more drinks that make good bachelorette party after-dinner cocktails. And what I mean by that is, I know I’ve drank them at a bachelorette party after dinner before and I thought they tasted good! So, here they are!

Fuzzy Lips
1 part Bailey’s Irish Cream
1 part Peach Schnapps
Splash of pineapple juice
Shake them together with ice then pour them into a glass.

Banana Daiquiri
4 parts Light Rum
1 part White Crème de Cacao
1 part Banana Liqueur
1 slice Banana
Blend all the ingredients together in a blender then pour them into a glass. It will be like an alcoholic smoothie or slushie!

I like both of these drinks pretty well, but my best friend absolutely looooves banana daiquiris, and this is her favorite recipe for them. So you can imagine, it’s really good! Oh, and if you’re looking for something appropriate to drink it out of, check out this classy glass I found:

It’s a martini glass, but with a little veil attached to it. How cute is that? I just found that and thought it looked absolutely perfect as a glass to serve drinks in at a bachelorette party. And it’s a good classy counterpart to those penis shot glasses I posted about last time, haha! There is some really cute and fun looking drinkware for bachelorette parties out there, maybe I’ll post about my favorites that I find next time… along with some more drink recipes!

Dessert Drinks

I liked that idea I had last time about posting after-dinner cocktails (because that’s sort of like a dessert, right?) so that’s what I’m going to do this time! These are a couple of my favorite after-dinner drinks, and they would go great at a bachelorette party - especially because of their names! Here they are, these are two of my favorites!

Screaming Orgasm
1 shot Vodka
1 shot Amaretto
1 shot Kahlua
1 part light cream
Shake them together and pour them into a glass.

Blowjob
1 oz Kahlua
1/2 oz Frangelico
Mix and pour them into a shot glass and top it with whipped cream.

What can I say, I love Kahlua! I thought I’d post one full size cocktail and one shot for the sake of variety. But of course I know more drinks than that that have gone over well at bachelorette parties! So if you want me to post more maybe I will, but here are these in the mean time. Oh, also, I found this and it’s related so I just had to share it:

That site sells all kinds of penis shot glasses! But these have got to be the coolest ones there. I don’t understand how you even pour a shot in there without spilling, but the customer reviews are good so I guess it must all work out! I think this would be a great thing to take the blowjob shot out of - that would make it even more authentic to its name, haha! Okay, that’s all for now, I’ll post some more drinks next time if you guys want me too!

Penis Straws

Okay, I’m sorry to say that I haven’t gotten a chance to make my own giant gummy penis yet - it takes a lot more time and work than you might think, and I just haven’t been able to! I still want to get around to it eventually, but it might not be for a while, so in the mean time, I’m back to not really knowing what to post about. Well, except for today, I did already find something I wanted to post about. It’s another website that I stumbled upon while I was surfing the web, and it’s a liiiittle related to the theme of my blog, sort of. Instead of giant gummy penises, this time what I found was a website about penis-shaped straws! Okay, other than the shape of them, I don’t know how exactly these relate to my blog, but just look a them! How fun are these?

I think those are my favorite ones on the site but there’s plenty of others there and I don’t think I saw all of them. I guess I stopped looking at the site after a while because I felt kind of bad about how it doesn’t really have anything to do with my blog... Oh, wait a minute! I had an idea. Maybe I could make a post about my favorite after dinner cocktails - that still counts as a dessert, right? And it totally fits in with the bachelorette party penis theme if you use straws like those! So maybe that’s what I’ll post about next time, what do you think?

Gummy Penis!

Aha! It looks like I’m not the only person on the internet blogging about penis-shaped desserts after all! Okay, well, the thing I found isn’t really a blog. It looks more like an informative site, which is even weirder! But look at this! The website is here: http://www.gummypenis.com/
Did you check it out? It’s an entire website about making a giant gummy penis! And just look at the thing!

It looks like it’s sponsored by that bachelorette party website or associated with them or something because it says so on the bottom of the site, so I guess it’s not just a random person on the internet like me, but still, I thought it was pretty cool! I have to say I like that website even more now that I know they share my passion for penis-shaped desserts, haha! But I have to say I never would have thought of making a penis-shaped gummy. You know cakes and chocolates are my thing, and I even thought of jello shots, but this is a great idea that never even occurred to me. And you know now that I’ve found out about it I’ve got to try and make one for myself now! It lists the ingredients and instructions on their website here, so I think I’ll pick some of these things up next time I go to the grocery. And when I make my own giant gummy penis, I’ll let you know!

Funny "Diets?"

Okay, okay, first I want to say that I’m sorry I haven’t figured out what I’m going to start blogging about now. I’ve been really busy with work lately and haven’t had a whole lot of personal free time for things like this. But I don’t want to go too long without posting or I know I’ll never get back to it, so in the mean time, until I figure out what to post about regularly, I’m just going to post funny and interesting things I find on the web. Today I’m just going to post a couple of funny links to that fad diet website I mentioned last time. I was browsing around it, like I said I might, and I recognized most of the diets they talked about, but these two caught my eye as a little strange.
Cookie Diet
Chocolate Diet
Yeah. You can tell from the names that something’s a little weird, right? Well I looked at them and it looks like they’re actually legitimate diets that just include a few things diets normally don’t. Darn. I was really hoping it was a way to lose weight by eating nothing but cookies! I think even I could subscribe to a diet plan like that, haha! Maybe I should design my own: the penis-shaped cake diet! Haha, okay, maybe not. Anyways, I’ll keep looking for another topic and other funny or interesting stuff to post. I have a feeling some more of it might come from that fad diet website - there’s some weird stuff on there!

-Olivia